Dear Gallery 1988,
We’re very sorry Onionhead (more commonly known as Slimer) left our corporate headquarters, made his way to the Ghostbusters 30th Anniversary art show and left a trail of ectoplasmic residue on the walls, ceilings, and some of the fantastic art work.
Our skilled and experienced Ghostbusters have been to Gallery 1988 to bring Slimer back, with as minimal damage as possible. We’ll take care of, at no expense to your gallery, artists, and patrons clean up of aforementioned premises and valuable art work using state of the art methods.
If their are additional expenses, let us know at your earliest convenience. Our senior administrative and financial officer will expedite a wire transfer.
Again, we’re very sorry.
Sincerely, Richard Roy, Chief Operating Officer
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